It's called the "WebTV BUG" and it is very dangerous. It only affects WebTV users and what it does is this. It will come with your little black box and attach itself to your television set and take over your phone line.
It will look harmless at first but eventually it will take over your life, making everything else seem petty and unimportant.
Not to mention it will delete money from your credit card every month.
It will promise you great things like upgrades but only deliver downgrades.
It will turn your address book into ugliness and take away audioscopes from your emails.
It will make all pages load slower and slower.
It will let you make requests for new features but only laugh in your face and do the opposite.
And worst of all it doesn't care what poor service you get as long as it gets your money.
PLEASE be very careful not to catch this BUG as it is not easy to get rid of.
Symptoms that you have this BUG may include, but not limited to: not eating or sleeping when you should be, having to use the
but wanting to send one more EMAIL first, getting up in the middle of the night to use the
and checking your EMAIL since you are up anyway, turning the unit on as soon as you wake up in the morning before you even have your morning
If you have any of these symptoms, you must get help
and I'm not talking about using a search engine to find a help page. I mean you must turn off your unit
before you are addicted. (Funny but I'm not hearing any clicking sounds!)
If you are already addicted then you
are just a hopeless case and there is
nothing that can be done for you.
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