YOU MIGHT HAVE
A PROBLEM IF - -
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your Job is interfering with your drinking.
You wake up in the bedroom, your clothes are in the bathroom and your underwear is in the car.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the long-lost 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence??
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot mysteriously moved while you were in the bar.
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, the heck with dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.