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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD????


Pat Buchanan: 
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. 
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Louis Farrakhan: 
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. 
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The Bible: 
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. 
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Colonel Sanders:
I missed one? 
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L.A. Police Department: 
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. 
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 Richard M. Nixon: 
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. 
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Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told! 
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  Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain. 
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Martin Luther King, Jr.: 
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. 
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Grandpa: 
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. 
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Aristotle: 
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. 
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Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability. 
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Saddam Hussein 
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. 
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Ronald Reagan:
What chicken? 
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Captain James T. Kirk: 
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. 
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Fox Mulder: 
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? 
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Machiavelli: 
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. 
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Freud: 
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. 
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Bill Gates: 
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book -- and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. 
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Einstein: 
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? 
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Bill Clinton: 
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York. ---------------------------------------------- 


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