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ALCOHOL WARNING!!!







Due to increasing products liability litigation, American alcoholic beverage manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.










WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.










WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.










WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.










WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the morning and see something really scary.









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible or worse, bulletproof.









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.









WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.






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