-You chew on your roommate's fingernails.
-You can jump-start your car without cables.
-You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you
realize it's not plugged in.
-You can't remember your second cup.
-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
-Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.
-Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.
-You don't sweat - you percolate.
-You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
-Juan Valdez names his mule after you.
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