George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso
have all died.
Due to glitches in the celestial Time-Space
continuum, all three arrive at
the Pearly Gates more or less
simultaneously (even though their deaths
take place decades
The first to present himself
to Saint Peter is Einstein.
questions the Good Doctor
"You look like Einstein, but you have NO
idea the lengths certain
people will go to, to sneak in Heaven under false
Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and requests
"Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter complies.
With a snap of his
blackboard and chalk
Einstein proceeds to describe
mathematics and symbols - his Special Theory of Relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really
Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his
credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a
truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their
with but a few strokes of the chalk.
claps. "Surely you 'are'
the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"
The last to arrive is
George W. Bush.
Saint Peter scratches his head.
Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can
George W. looks bewildered.
"Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs,
"Come on in, George"!!
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