1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
4. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic
5. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down
the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do
9. Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have
to click on "Start"?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and
looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money
called a "broker"?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called "rush hour"?
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops
of your feet?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?